My trademark is the former of the 3, obviously. Some days i can eat the equivalent of a quartet of robust wrestlers. And other days, unfortunatley, i can't. Today, for instance, was my belated birthday celebration. We ate mexican food and cake. The mexican food was great, and led me to my second trademark, flatulence. It is lewd, i agree, but it brings along with it some laughs. Just like any medication, where risks and benefits are evaluated, i'll have to weigh gassy foods in as positive; not to mention the fiber, which is the usual culprit for gas, is a staple for any individual who wishes to improve their heart and digestive health.
Ok so i like gas, great.... let's move onto reading. I only recently realized the depth and enjoyment involved in reading; you get to see life through someone elses' view. I get to see the life of a cashier, whose ambience is,for lack of better words , A & P. It is the title of a story by John Updike. It extends past being a simple grocery store name once the acronym is unwrapped, resulting in Atlantic and Pacific tea company. Labeling a more contemporary ( whenever the story was written) revolution (or tea party), where men and women tiring of conventional rule and move into what is now understood as a foreshadowing of the infamous 60's and 70's; a time of habitual drug users and peace rallies, aka hippies...
Let's regress from deep discussion a bit into my final pasttime: relaxing. In essence this blog writing offers me relaxation; just a chance to reflect and retrospect on my day. And maybe to curb my boredom just a tad while i'm taking advantage my favorite piece of modern technology: The toilet.
Thanks for reading my blog, hopefully no enmity was aroused within the 5 or 10 minutes you spent reading thig. Till' next time ladies and gents...along with annie and my dad, who i'm probably forcing to read this right now =)
---Lenny
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