Jess's birthday

Today was the birthday of a girl i can only describe as a spark. A strange word for an extrordinary person, but to me it fits perfectly. Just as she starts my days and my smiles, she starts my anger.

The clangs and bangs, coupled with a foggy disposition, represent my mornings. They last and last, drip after drop of coffee, sip after sip of tea. It's not chemical, but unfortunately, my love may be. Only after the echo of this luminecent girl can my day truly begin. Her sounds come roaring, and my heart comes a soarin'.

She doesn't see herself a comedian, and not many people percieve her to be one. Instead she holds a sensation to make every provocation something to giggle and laugh about. I called her one evening to find her on the toilet, relieving a pill known as Alli; something known only as uncompromising anal leakage, all in the persuit of weight of weight loss. She turned my funny bone up and down, left and right, any direction you could see in sight. She holds the key to more then my heart but something that tickles me late into the night.

Though my fingers are usually very ordinate while in the persuit of enriching this blog, tonight my eyes have overcome my will to keep typing. Goodnight and just remember I will continue my stories, however intersting they are ( 8-P ), tommorow!

-Lenny

Hello

Hi. My name is Lenny. I'll use this first post to acquaint myself with you, the reader. Ok so let's get into my interests, which like most 19 year olds, are eating, reading, and relaxing.

My trademark is the former of the 3, obviously. Some days i can eat the equivalent of a quartet of robust wrestlers. And other days, unfortunatley, i can't. Today, for instance, was my belated birthday celebration. We ate mexican food and cake. The mexican food was great, and led me to my second trademark, flatulence. It is lewd, i agree, but it brings along with it some laughs. Just like any medication, where risks and benefits are evaluated, i'll have to weigh gassy foods in as positive; not to mention the fiber, which is the usual culprit for gas, is a staple for any individual who wishes to improve their heart and digestive health.

Ok so i like gas, great.... let's move onto reading. I only recently realized the depth and enjoyment involved in reading; you get to see life through someone elses' view. I get to see the life of a cashier, whose ambience is,for lack of better words , A & P. It is the title of a story by John Updike. It extends past being a simple grocery store name once the acronym is unwrapped, resulting in Atlantic and Pacific tea company. Labeling a more contemporary ( whenever the story was written) revolution (or tea party), where men and women tiring of conventional rule and move into what is now understood as a foreshadowing of the infamous 60's and 70's; a time of habitual drug users and peace rallies, aka hippies...

Let's regress from deep discussion a bit into my final pasttime: relaxing. In essence this blog writing offers me relaxation; just a chance to reflect and retrospect on my day. And maybe to curb my boredom just a tad while i'm taking advantage my favorite piece of modern technology: The toilet.

Thanks for reading my blog, hopefully no enmity was aroused within the 5 or 10 minutes you spent reading thig. Till' next time ladies and gents...along with annie and my dad, who i'm probably forcing to read this right now =)

---Lenny